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November 25th, 2008
Family Fun for Everyone!

Looking for just the right gift for your little one this Christmas? Want something unique? Something that will stimulate their imagination? Develop hand-eye coordination while at the same time killing any spark of empathy or compassion they might have?

Have I got the toy for you!

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Terror Game child's toy


Terror Game toy, reverse


Not convinced it’s right for your little one? The blurb on the back speaks for itself:

Terror Game blurb

Having trouble finding the Terror Game in your local toy store? Made in China by HAPPY BABY, request it by name!

Note: This game is not suitable for children under three.

(THREE??? I think they should have stopped after “not suitable”, full stop)


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SSSHHHH!!! Don’t tell, but I’m giving this to my father for Christmas. Should be good for a laugh… :)

6 comments to “Family Fun for Everyone!”

  1. 1

    You have to wonder about the creator. :shock:


  2. 2

    I would have liked to be a fly on the wall during the product development meeting for this one – what *were* they thinking! :shock:


  3. 3

    Too cute! Should definitely work as a gag gift. What will people think of next? LOL

    Deidre


  4. 4

    Some seriously warped thinking went into the creation of this so-called toy. What a sad commentary on our world.


  5. 5

    You know, it’s kind of funny as an adult novelty gift (though definitely strange) but seeing it sitting in a toy store for children? I had to buy it and save some child a nightmare!


  6. 6

    Such a bizarre “toy”!! This thing does have a very infectious laugh if you can get it to work : )