Jenyfer Matthews

December 20th, 2007

Ho, ho…whoa!!

Who needs to make things up when stuff like this happens in the real world?

DANBURY, Conn. – Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. “The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted,” police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.

I can only imagine what she told him she wanted for Christmas…

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This entry was posted on Thursday, December 20th, 2007 at 12:33 pm and is filed under Just for Fun, Life, Writing & Books. You can feed this entry. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 comments to “Ho, ho…whoa!!”

1. 1	Shame on her. No gifts in her stocking for sure. by Anny Cook December 20th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

2. 2	“Santa Baby…Hurry Down My Chimney Tonight” by Susan December 21st, 2007 at 4:27 pm

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  I write books for fun so why is it so hard to write my own bio? I am an American currently living in Cairo, Egypt. Aside from writing, I'm a married mom of two under ten, a decent (if reluctant) cook, an encyclopedia of random scientific / medical facts, a wine lover (but not a snob!), and a Capricorn. I love to travel, spend time with good friends, and laugh at life's surprises. View of life - definitely half full.

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